third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We need a shit load of segways right now
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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