I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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