Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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