Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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