Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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