ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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