On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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