your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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