I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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