Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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