I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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