he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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