i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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