If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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