I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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