I need help removing her.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
