Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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