You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There r osticjed everywhere
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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