I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
