He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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