this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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