So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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