Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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