She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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