Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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