to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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