It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The Olympian is in my bed
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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