it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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