Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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