White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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