How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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