I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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