just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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