dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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