I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
