Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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