i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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