i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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