have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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