last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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