I bet he comes in French.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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