Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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