The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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