there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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