I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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