I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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