He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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