everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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