Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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