that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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